"They slit the cat open, put batteries in him, wired him up. The tail was used as an antenna. They made a monstrosity. They tested him and tested him. They found he would walk off the job when he got hungry, so they put another wire in to override that,'' he said.

"Really, the reason you see open source there at all is because we came in and said there should be a platform that's identical with millions and millions of machines," he said.

Today's item: Shark Facts

[...]
Sharks think Dolphins are pathetic. You don't even want to know what they think about you.

[...]
Sharks demonstrate logical thought (e.g., "I am a giant, razor-toothed killing machine, therefore I can eat whatever I please." Logic!).

Sharks typically attack in shallow water.

Sharks sometimes attack in very deep water just to prove to themselves that they can.

[...] as with many Microsoft releases, there have been some problems with the initial releases. Many users are saying that their flying experiences are very different from what is shown on the television commercials.

What's the well-dressed professional assassin wearing nowadays? Clothes that reflect his own essential traits of cruelty and ugliness, his abberant values and black dead heart - that's what! You might not be a hired killer, but with the Dorcus line of Jackal Jackets you can stride onto the tarmac with a look that says: Women fall at my feet. Granted, they are usually bleeding heavily from the exit wound, but that's your style, tiger..

What do you call someone who believes so firmly in the promise of salvation through a set of rigid rules that they are willing to risk their own life to spread those rules?

A religious fanatic? A holy warrior? How about a U.S. trade negotiator.

Your Score: 48 / 100

48 points is in the 21 through 50 precent You are a casual weblogger. You only blog when you have nothing better to do, which is not very often. There's nothing wrong with that. But if you'd post a little more often, you'd make your readers very happy.

"We could have punished Microsoft, but that wouldn't have solved the problem. Apple would still be around to do it all over again," said Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal. "No, you can either penalize the monster, or you can penalize Dr. Frankenstein. We choose the latter."

November 02, 2001

I just taught Henry to say, "I like small Asian girls."

I'd like to apologize. I was bored and it seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
(I'm documenting this purely for future therapy reference.)